Sunday, February 28, 2010

Secret Society For Creative Philanthropy


Well, this is interesting and cool. A woman named Courtney Martin started this secret society from part of a book advance she received as a writer. The idea is to take $100 and in any way desirable give it away.

Of the patrons who've helped her give $100 away they have done so by giving away free umbrellas on a rainy day, giving away $1 bills with the promise to give that $1 bill to someone else and buying drinks for strangers in a bar.

Interestingly, Americans are not use to being given anything and many of them thought that the $1 bill and umbrella giveaways were some sort of scam. It actually took both of these volunteers quite a bit of effort to give away these umbrellas and money because people wanted to know what the catch was.

Slowly, these $100 giveaway societies are popping up and spreading to cities like Maui, Houston, Vancouver and Los Angeles.

Pretty darn cool!

Blue Heaven: An Incredible Collection Of Photographs






Amazing photographs from a stellar group of photographers.

See more at: www.pxleyes.com/blog/2009/07/100-fantastic-blue-vision-photographs

Disney's Pocahontas and James Cameron's Avatar

This is amusing. It seems that Pocahontas and Avatar have a lot in common!

T-Mobile Is Down Temporarily February 28th, 2010


I just read on another blog that it is down today in Georgia, Florida and Puerto Rico. I'm on the phone now with T-Mobile Chat. She is registering me with another tower. Let's hope this works because at the moment I can't check voicemail or dial out to anyone. A voice recording comes on that says, "We're sorry all circuits are busy."

My online chat agent hasn't been able to fix the problem and now it says my online chat agent is having technical difficulties and we've been disconnected.

Now it says all agents are busy.

Priceless.

Most of the frontline T-Mobile service people are good people who do their best to help. I feel for them having to deal with customers who have frequent problems.

Update: Success! Another T-Mobile chat agent helped me to get service again. Yea!

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Humor For The Day

The Brilliance That Is Warren Buffett: My Hero


I have always loved, admired and revered Warren Buffett, and in today's economic world I love, admire and revere him even more. He is the one famous person I would love to meet. I am almost afraid to revere him as much as I do for fear he might turn out tomorrow to be an epic disappointment like everyone else, but at almost eighty years old I don't think that's going to happen. To me, he is like a financial saint ... a business leader who has lived his life and made billions by adhering to a down-to-Earth set of principles including honesty and humility and who has decided at the end of his life to give all his wealth away.

When I went to business school, we use to do case studies on companies and with the exception of a finance professor telling my class that "if we ever got the chance to do insider trading to do it" we were trained to have strong business ethics. I wonder what in the hell business professors say to their students nowadays.

Since I graduated business school we've seen the demise of Enron, which was the first big scandal I can remember. We've also seen Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers disappear into thin air. Then there's Bernie Madoff and a host of other crooked companies that the government has put on the Billionaire Welfare Program.

It's disgusting. After watching a decade of crooks, I have no faith in anyone or anything. Even companies that you thought were safe blue chip companies are pulling the unimaginable ... Toyota endangers lives by avoiding a recall so they can save $100 million.

Warren Buffett is the one person who restores my totally wrecked faith in humanity. So without further adieu, here is an example of what a business leader should look like.

The Gospel According To Warren Buffett ... an excerpt from Bershire Hathaway's 2010 Shareholder letter.

" To the Shareholders of Berkshire Hathaway Inc.:

Our gain in net worth during 2009 was $21.8 billion, which increased the per-share book value of both our Class A and Class B stock by 19.8%. Over the last 45 years (that is, since present management took over) book value has grown from $19 to $84,487, a rate of 20.3% compounded annually.*

Berkshire’s recent acquisition of Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) has added at least 65,000 shareholders to the 500,000 or so already on our books. It’s important to Charlie Munger, my long-time partner, and me that all of our owners understand Berkshire’s operations, goals, limitations and culture. In each annual report, consequently, we restate the economic principles that guide us. This year these principles appear on pages 89-94 and I urge all of you – but particularly our new shareholders – to read them. Berkshire has adhered to these principles for decades and will continue to do so long after I’m gone.

In this letter we will also review some of the basics of our business, hoping to provide both a freshman orientation session for our BNSF newcomers and a refresher course for Berkshire veterans.

How We Measure Ourselves

Our metrics for evaluating our managerial performance are displayed on the facing page. From the start, Charlie and I have believed in having a rational and unbending standard for measuring what we have – or have not – accomplished. That keeps us from the temptation of seeing where the arrow of performance lands and then painting the bull’s eye around it. Selecting the S&P 500 as our bogey was an easy choice because our shareholders, at virtually no cost, can match its performance by holding an index fund. Why should they pay us for merely duplicating that result?

What We Don’t Do

Long ago, Charlie laid out his strongest ambition: “All I want to know is where I’m going to die, so I’ll never go there.” That bit of wisdom was inspired by Jacobi, the great Prussian mathematician, who counseled “Invert, always invert” as an aid to solving difficult problems. (I can report as well that this inversion approach works on a less lofty level: Sing a country song in reverse, and you will quickly recover your car, house and wife.)

Here are a few examples of how we apply Charlie’s thinking at Berkshire:

• Charlie and I avoid businesses whose futures we can’t evaluate, no matter how exciting their
products may be. In the past, it required no brilliance for people to foresee the fabulous growth
that awaited such industries as autos (in 1910), aircraft (in 1930) and television sets (in 1950). But the future then also included competitive dynamics that would decimate almost all of the
companies entering those industries. Even the survivors tended to come away bleeding.
Just because Charlie and I can clearly see dramatic growth ahead for an industry does not mean
we can judge what its profit margins and returns on capital will be as a host of competitors battle
for supremacy. At Berkshire we will stick with businesses whose profit picture for decades to
come seems reasonably predictable. Even then, we will make plenty of mistakes.

• We will never become dependent on the kindness of strangers. Too-big-to-fail is not a fallback
position at Berkshire. Instead, we will always arrange our affairs so that any requirements for cash we may conceivably have will be dwarfed by our own liquidity. Moreover, that liquidity will be constantly refreshed by a gusher of earnings from our many and diverse businesses.
When the financial system went into cardiac arrest in September 2008, Berkshire was a supplier
of liquidity and capital to the system, not a supplicant. At the very peak of the crisis, we poured
$15.5 billion into a business world that could otherwise look only to the federal government for
help. Of that, $9 billion went to bolster capital at three highly-regarded and previously-secure
American businesses that needed – without delay – our tangible vote of confidence. The remaining $6.5 billion satisfied our commitment to help fund the purchase of Wrigley, a deal that was completed without pause while, elsewhere, panic reigned.

We pay a steep price to maintain our premier financial strength. The $20 billion-plus of cash equivalent assets that we customarily hold is earning a pittance at present. But we sleep well.

• We tend to let our many subsidiaries operate on their own, without our supervising and
monitoring them to any degree. That means we are sometimes late in spotting management
problems and that both operating and capital decisions are occasionally made with which Charlie
and I would have disagreed had we been consulted. Most of our managers, however, use the
independence we grant them magnificently, rewarding our confidence by maintaining an owner oriented attitude that is invaluable and too seldom found in huge organizations. We would rather
suffer the visible costs of a few bad decisions than incur the many invisible costs that come from
decisions made too slowly – or not at all – because of a stifling bureaucracy. With our acquisition of BNSF, we now have about 257,000 employees and literally hundreds of different operating units. We hope to have many more of each. But we will never allow Berkshire to become some monolith that is overrun with committees, budget presentations and multiple layers of management. Instead, we plan to operate as a collection of separately-managed mediumsized
and large businesses, most of whose decision-making occurs at the operating level. Charlie
and I will limit ourselves to allocating capital, controlling enterprise risk, choosing managers and
setting their compensation.

• We make no attempt to woo Wall Street. Investors who buy and sell based upon media or analyst commentary are not for us. Instead we want partners who join us at Berkshire because they wish to make a long-term investment in a business they themselves understand and because it’s one that follows policies with which they concur. If Charlie and I were to go into a small venture with a few partners, we would seek individuals in sync with us, knowing that common goals and a shared destiny make for a happy business “marriage” between owners and managers. Scaling up to giant size doesn’t change that truth.

To build a compatible shareholder population, we try to communicate with our owners directly and informatively. Our goal is to tell you what we would like to know if our positions were reversed. Additionally, we try to post our quarterly and annual financial information on the Internet early on weekends, thereby giving you and other investors plenty of time during a non-trading period to digest just what has happened at our multi-faceted enterprise. (Occasionally, SEC deadlines force a non-Friday disclosure.) These matters simply can’t be adequately summarized in a few paragraphs, nor do they lend themselves to the kind of catchy headline that journalists sometimes seek.

Last year we saw, in one instance, how sound-bite reporting can go wrong. Among the 12,830
words in the annual letter was this sentence: “We are certain, for example, that the economy will
be in shambles throughout 2009 – and probably well beyond – but that conclusion does not tell us whether the market will rise or fall.” Many news organizations reported – indeed, blared – the first part of the sentence while making no mention whatsoever of its ending. I regard this as terrible journalism: Misinformed readers or viewers may well have thought that Charlie and I were forecasting bad things for the stock market, though we had not only in that sentence, but also elsewhere, made it clear we weren’t predicting the market at all. Any investors who were misled by the sensationalists paid a big price: The Dow closed the day of the letter at 7,063 and finished the year at 10,428. Given a few experiences we’ve had like that, you can understand why I prefer that our communications with you remain as direct and unabridged as possible."

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Netflix Sucks ... Is It Time For My First Red Box Visit?

There are just too many companies that suck. Oh Netflix, you're such a disappointment and your utter lack of customer service and plethora of lame excuses could rival that of T-Mobile.

Netflix mails my DVD's super fast. It's too bad they mail crap I don't want to see. Tonight I received two DVD's that were my 8th and 9th choice because my first 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7th choices weren't available. I keep crap in my queue after being trained to do so like a Pavlovian dog from my online membership with Blockbuster. They would send you an email anytime you had less than like a thousand movies in your queue telling you to add more movies so you wouldn't miss out on any crap you didn't want to see because there was no way in hell they were going to send you a new release when it was actually new. Netflix it seems is more of the same.

Netflix was also thoughtful enough to mail me the first disc of The Tudors and then not mail the second disc for weeks. By the time I receive the second disc I might quite possibly be dead and gone.

Netflix are clearly squeezing out every cent of profit possible by ordering a teeny tiny number of new releases while the number of their new customers continue to sky rocket. I am one of those new customers who joined almost a year ago after being disgusted with Blockbuster. Welcome to America ... land of free enterprise where it is like choosing between doo-doo and kaa-kaa.

I know the movie companies hate Red Box, but my mother sure does seem to love it. She can get a movie she wants to see for a dollar on the way out from the grocery store. I pay $19 a month for Netflix to not send me any of the movies I want to see.

I am doing a little test with Netflix. I just deleted every movie in my queue except for the new releases I want to see. We'll see if I get one of those coveted new releases, but I have a feeling I'll just end up getting nothing. On Netflix's new release page they don't even advertise the new releases. It's as if they think if they don't advertise them on their website you won't know they exist and will just be content to watch movies that came out five years ago.

I decided to waste my time and call customer service. Last week I spoke to the only amazing employee they have. He let me know that they can actually wait on the phone with you for the DVD you want and put it in your queue. He did this for me. He is my hero. I wish I knew his name so I could sing his praises, but it's probably best I don't because he would probably end up getting fired for his act of DVD humanity.

I called tonight and questioned two employees about this practice when they told me there was nothing they could do to get me a DVD I actually wanted to see. Jeff, Customer Service ID 87294 told me that they could do that, but it was on a very rare occasion and all my DVD's were out. Funny, all my DVD's were out last week because Netflix sent me a bunch of crap I didn't want to see and The DVD Hero sent me a DVD I wanted to see. Then I called back again and Jody, another worthless employee, denied that that this was even possible.

Wow. Incompetent and a liar ... now that's a winning combination.

I think I'm officially done with Netflix. They have two weeks to shape up or ship out to Red Box. I just found out that there's a Red Box right up the street from me AND you can order the movie online, pay for it and then pick it up!!! I thought you could only buy the movie like you bought a drink out of a vending machine. Not so! You can see if the movie you want is available before you even get in your car.

Thank God for competition. There is just not enough of it in this world. Unemployed people of the United States, get entrepreneurial. We need some decent people from Generation Y running this country cause the current crop are just evil, greedy and lame.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Licorice As An Appetite Suppressant?

I'm Gonna Need It After All The Trader Joe's Chocolate I Ate.

I weigh every Saturday morning because I like to torture myself with self-judgement. When I discovered Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Truffle I immediately woofed down a bar like I'd never been fed and then crossed my fingers that all calories are created equal and since I was counting this chocolate I would be okay. The following Saturday morning my weight was the same. Excellent! I can eat dark chocolate by the pound and not gain weight.

I ate two bars the next week. No weight gain. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Dark chocolate is my new best friend. So I go through another couple of bars of chocolate and again my weight is stable.

Week four I'm doing my usual "eat two bars of chocolate a week" like a hungry bear and then I weigh on Saturday, and I'm up three pounds. Ahhhh! I scale back the chocolate to one bar the following week and gain another pound.

What the hell is going on here?! It's like the weeks of eating chocolate snuck up on my ass all at once. My body is so annoying. And I was counting these calories. But calories I've discovered are not created equal. I can eat vegetable and protein, and I'm good to go. I eat an ounce of sugar and it shows up as a pound of fat of my ass. I love Sugar. I just don't understand why it does not love me back!

Now I'm torturing myself with yoga. I tortured myself with yoga three times this week. I literally winced when I lifted a bag of groceries into the trunk. And I have not bought any chocolate, which makes me very sad. When I eat chocolate, it's like I'm on a sugar high while I'm eating it and then when I'm done I lean back and just get woozy in a sugar coma haze of heavenly goodness. God is in the chocolate people. I'm convinced. I just wish Chocolate In = Victoria's Secret Out.

Turns out Dark Chocolate is not my friend. It is my enemy ... just like Coka-Cola, Potato Chips and Chocolate Chip Cookies.

So to assist my weight loss and to keep my jeans from splitting apart I Googled foods that were appetite suppressants since I clearly like to eat too much of anything that tastes good. The list consisted of the following ...

Apples - so so, but not what I had in mind
Pine Nuts - no
Flaxseeds - no
Oatmeal - eat that for breakfast when I don't have any muffins, kinda boring
Salad - no
Soup - no
Drink Green - drink one cup of green tea in the morning, anymore than that and I'm up all night
Whey Protein powder - no
Umeboshi plums - never heard of them

I was kind of looking for a food that tasted good that would also be an appetite suppressant. Then I read on another site that real licorice - not that corn syrup Twizzler mess - is an appetite suppressant.

I am here to report that after eating almost a pound of real black licorice in five days that it is a very tasty treat, but no way in hell is it an appetite suppressant. It's taken all the self-control I have this week to ration out those tiny little pieces of goodness to myself.

I have to weigh in the morning. God help me.

Campus PD

Oh yes! I've just found my newest reality TV addiction. I just finished watching an hour of college kids getting drunk, stoned and disrespectful. Makes me wish I were in college again ... ah, those were the good 'ol days.

It is a complete miracle that I never got arrested or got a DUI in college. I certainly deserved one ... or three. I must admit I am going to have to watch this show in limited quantities as it's made me ready to run down to the nearest frat party, get skunk faced drunk and scream obscenities from the roof! Woooooo-hoooooo.

Just kidding. I'm busy being all adult-like and stuff.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Supermarket Of The Future


A new Fairway supermarket opened in Pelham , New York ...

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

*Thanks Aunt Yvonne!

EcoBold: A Place To Buy "Green" Things



How the site works:
Every Tuesday: they upload a new product review
Every Friday: they upload an interview with a green product manufacturer

EcoBold showcases everything from green automobiles to green skincare products. Loves it!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Humor For The Day


Bad Manners

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners to fifth graders asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

Sunday, February 14, 2010

In Need Of A Nap


An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home, and was well taken care of.


He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;

he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the

hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall, and again slept for about an hour.

This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is,

and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon, your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day, he arrived for his nap with a different note pinned to his collar:
'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.

Can I come with him tomorrow?'


Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Cute Project




OMG! I LOVE this website. So cute! Just melt my heart why don't ya?!

Update: I just looked at every picture on The Cute Project's website. I am officially on cute overload and I seriously want a pet.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Art Is So Inspiring







When I was in school I had the opportunity to take wonderful classes on art (when my parents were forcing me to major in something I could get a job in ... ahem business). Through the Internet I've returned to the pleasures of my youth. I come across the most amazing art. I don't know why these people make the art they do or how they make any money, but I'm so grateful to them for doing it because each and every day it brings a small bit of pleasure to my life and makes the mundane parts okay.

Then I realized why they make the art they do ... because they have to. It is their air to breathe kind of like writing is my air to breathe. Of course creating art is one of my passions as well. The art I see on a daily basis just blows me away and inspires me to do more and to be more. I so wish our society valued art like it does business, medicine and law. Personally, I think we should've spent that $700 billion stimulus bill on art instead of Wall St. charlatans. At least we'd all be happier and a little richer inside.

The pictures above are amazing food landscapes. Keep in mind these are all done with food. Amazing!

American Solicits Woman For Sex And Gets Rude Awakening

Oh. My. God. This is so hilarious! I would really feel bad for the guy if he weren't trying to solicit sex from a woman who is not a prostitute. Dear Lord! Those girls let him have it!!!

Stephen Colbert Serves Bacon To Vegetarian

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Go Veggie! Go Veggie! Go Veggie!

I Still Hate T-Mobile


This is the third time I've written about T-Mobile. I would stop, but they are so incompetent and condescending I just can't help myself. After making seven calls to T-Mobile over not regularly receiving e-bills over a four month period I finally filed a complaint with the FCC.

Who knew there was anyone working at the FCC (usually submitting a complaint to anyone is like sending it to a black hole). The FCC received my complaint and contacted T-Mobile and someone from T-Mobile corporate called. Wow, I was impressed. I thought I would never hear from anyone about my complaint.

I thought since someone from T-Mobile corporate was calling that I would finally speak to someone who oh, I don't know, actually cared about customer retention and maybe had an ounce of customer service skill. Oh, how wrong I was. The jerk off I had the pleasure of speaking with was named Jason. For anyone in the mood to call and annoy someone at T-Mobile corporate about your never ending problems, allow me to be of service. Jason's number is 877-290-6323 Ext. 341 8036. Please be advised Jason is a total condescending tool who will not help you at all and will talk to you as though you are a delusional liar suffering from mental illness and possibly brain dead, but if you have nothing but time to waste it might be a fun activity!

I told Jason, King of Customer Service, about my multitude of calls to T-Mobile, how I felt their website and billing could be improved, blah, blah, blah. Jason claimed there were only two help tickets for our accounts and one e-ticket. I explained that I was not a moron or suffering from Altheimer's and that I had indeed called seven different times and that if they were not listed in his little phone diary then maybe it was because his employees had not documented my mountain of phone calls. He basically insinuated that I was a liar because his phone diary is apparently the word of God. I asked him why he bothered calling me if it was just tell me how competent their incompetent company was. He insisted my problems were taken care of. I insisted they weren't and as he began to drone on one more time about what a delusional liar I was, I thought "to hell with it" and hung up.

Then I made another complaint to the FCC.

Ridiculous!

T-Mobile use to be a good company. They've apparently been bought out by Satan. They suck. It's truly a shame. Shout out's to the FCC for processing my complaint.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Up


Now is the time of year that I try and watch all the Oscar nominated movies that I haven't seen yet. Up is one of those nominees. I'm really happy to see the Oscars nominating films that are really wonderful films even if they aren't your classic "serious" film.

Up is a movie that tugs on every heart string. I had tears streaming down my face ten minutes in, and I spent the rest of movie laughing and crying my way through it. For a kids cartoon, it was one poignant movie with a really heartfelt story that reminds you what life is really all about.

It's an absolutely wonderful feel good film!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Petango.com


This website is awesome! I wish I could have a dog, but since I can't right now I can at least blog about Petango.com. It's a website that allows you to search for a dog currently in a shelter by age, breed, sex, etc.

I just found a West Highland White Terrier named Sampson in Lancaster, CA who is seven years old. My heart is just breaking that I can't go and get him right now. And there are other Westies out there too ... within driving distance!

If you're thinking about getting a dog or cat and love a particular breed like I do, this is a great way to find a breed you love at the shelter so you can save an animal's life.

Argh. If only I had a big farm, it would so be like Noah's Ark up in my house.

How To Tick People Off

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
  18. Honk and wave to strangers.
  19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  21. type only in lowercase.
  22. dont use any punctuation either
  23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
  27. Ask people what gender they are.
  28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  30. Sing along at the opera.
  31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Jim Gaffigan: Beyond The Pale



This DVD is so funny! I love Jim Gaffigan because I think he is as addicted, obsessed and in love with food as much as me! Cinnabon and Hot Pockets, which are two of my favorites from him, are on this DVD.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

How Many Other Things Are We Missing?


A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that thousands of people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.

Three minutes went by and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried up to meet his schedule.

A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping continued to walk.

A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.

The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.

In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money but continued to walk their normal pace.
He collected $32.
When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it.
No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the best musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written with a violin worth 3.5 million dollars.

Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston and the seats average $100.

Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of an social experiment about perception, taste and priorities of people. The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?

One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?

Source: WashingtonPost.com

Quote For The Day

"A person who is unafraid to present an unedited version of herself to the world is as rare as diamonds." - Anonymous

The Los Angeles Public Library Rocks



I use to buy books all the time on Amazon.com. Many of them were excellent purchases, but living in Los Angeles and not being a bazillionaire I don't exactly have a library to store them in. Then some of the books I bought were total duds so I wasn't happy when I wasted my money, and I still had the issue of housing all these books. I got smart and re-sold them on Amazon.com. I thought I was pretty slick.

I had nearly forgotten that libraries still existed with advent of Amazon.com. When I lived in West L.A. I saw all these homeless people hanging around this one place. I didn't know what it was, but I figured it was the local homeless shelter. Some of them were even sleeping near the door. They had their bicycles with them, their back packs and basically all their stuff. Then I discovered that this place was not a homeless shelter but the West L.A. library. Yeah, not exactly warm and inviting. Whatever. I've never been much for searching for books via wandering around anyway. Plus, there are no reviews or descriptions like Amazon.com has. Then I moved to Brentwood. The library there is okay with a wee bit of sketch so I was still true to Amazon.com.

Then I discovered the Los Angeles Public Library's online system. Oh. My. God. It is like Netflix for books only FREE!!! It's so cool. You get a queue just like Netflix. You go online, search for the book you want, put a hold on it and then click the Los Angeles library you would like them to mail it to, which is awesome because you have access to every book in Los Angeles County. Then, when they've mailed your book to your library, they email you to let you know it's ready for pick up. Sweet!

They even get new books that are out so it's not like you're going to miss out if you want to read Tori Spelling's Storytelling or something. And if they don't have a new book out that you want, you can send a request to the online librarian and they usually order it.

Sure the cost of living in L.A. makes me frequently debate moving back home to North Carolina, but the online library service is excelente!

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